Nomar’s Caddy Throws A Tantrum

Don’t upset Futility Lou, damn you.

Alleged WEEI personality Lou Merloni melted down on social media earlier today after Boston Globe media masseuse Chad Finn reported the Red Sox are not interested in Merloni as full-time Sox radio analyst.

Merloni’s penchant for flinging hot sports takez was cited as a major issue in Finn’s piece. An enraged Merloni cut today’s morning FaceTime session with Nomar Garciaparra short to take his grievances to the Twitter machine.

Merloni entered this battle of wits unarmed and ended up resembling Peter McNeely with a dye job. Finn lands blows here.

The former Red Sox futility infielder was enraged by the press release from the 98.5 SportsHub publicist and promised to address this outrage in his role as talking radio man alongside Glenn Ordway on today’s Big Show…Unlistenable.

Sources tell BJBSJ Finn was unavailable to take up Merloni’s offer due to a previous commitment to shovel Felcher and Mazz’s driveways.

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Author: IronheadBJBSJ

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