Words of Wisdom

Joe Average American Fan Boy absolutely fucking hates the Patriots because the Patriots challenge their most treasured notions of what the NFL is about – that champions are made by picking quarterbacks first overall in the draft, and obtaining mentally unbalanced wide receivers, and just generally building a roster with the highest Q rating. They never saw the Patriots coming, and because of that, they have hated them ever since. PERIOD

The Honorable @PatsSixtySeven, Senior Senator, Pine Tree State, circa 2008.

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