Watching the Unwatchable, Part 2, Electric Boogaloo

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Yes, ladies and germs, I know what you’re saying. I can hear you. But it’s that time again. Time to dig into the wonderful world that is the Felger and Mazz Off-Air show on Facebook. For those of you unaware, Facebook and its other entities were having major outages recently. I kind of wish that outage deleted all their posts so I’d have an excuse not to do this again. But I had a two week break so I should be well prepared to watch this. Or so I thought.

I watched two of these and the first one was the one with a bunch of gems. I only chose two clips from this one because the rest was just a “feel-sorry for-and-also-proud-of-me” fest from Felgy about how much he didn’t mind not talking about the Robert Kraft scandal.

Take a gander at this first clip though. And after you watch it, put your eyebrow down. It causes wrinkles. Felger actually says out of his mouth that if his boss tells him he isn’t supposed to talk about or say something, that he doesn’t say it! He’s “The People’s Talk Show Host”!

I wonder if his boss, Mike Thomas or his former owners, CBS (now Beasley Media) told him not to say this….you know, AFTER HE SAID IT.

Was he fired after that horrendous comment? Nope! He’s still doing crappy Facebook Live videos among other things.

And here’s something that will totally knock the socks off your feet (it won’t). The two jackasses are DYING, HOPING, PRAYING to talk about another Patriots “cheating scandal”. Felger hopes he wouldn’t be told to hold off if one happened. (BTW, 98.5 just extended their contract with the Patriots, so that tells you how much they care about what is said about them at 1 Patriot Place, even if it means a character assassination or two.)

This last one. Well before I show you the clip, #BJBSJ has shown you the recent history of 98.5 and #ThePlayer. And you have already seen what crazy and asinine things randos will ask Large Gym about on a regular basis on Twitter.  Now put those things in the back of your mind when you watch this clip.

“HE DOESN’T REALLY HAVE AN AFRO.” Yes because black people all have afros as if they are straight out of Soul Train and talk in “jive” like JJ from Good Times. Oh, and a nice David Price shot for good measure.

Once again, we watch this crap so you don’t have to. At all. In total that was about 40 minutes of total chaos and calamity that I cut down to about 3 minutes.

Mark Zuckerberg, if you love me, you’ll shut down their account for good so I don’t have to keep doing this. But if not, I will try.

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Ok, OK, fine, Yoda.

 

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