Trust me; having lived through it the first time, you didn’t want the Patriots to be undefeated going into the playoffs. It. Was. Exhausting.
It’s ok to admit that Tuukka gives up too many soft goals in the second of back-to-back games against hated rivals two days after Patriots losses. It is!
I’m starting to think Gordon Hayward wasn’t the problem last year.
Stick around another year JD, Red Sox could use your batting skill.
Those x cross section coffee stirrers at Cumberland Farms don’t work well. At all.
Oh my goodness: did you see there was a CAT on the football field! How did it even GET there?!?
Celtics really let 98.5 down by winning the other night.
Bruins needed to save some non-overturnable goals from Monday to Tuesday!
Jimmy Garoppolo the person, I don’t know. Jimmy Garoppolo the player, I don’t mind. But Jimmy Garoppolo the cudgel to deploy against Bill the GM, I can’t stand.
Cakes are cooking for Peter DeLuise, Ethan Hawke, and Zoe McLellan.
It’s too bad Alex Rodriguez was on the broadcast team for the World Series, because you know he wanted to interrupt Game Seven with an announcement that he and JLo eloped.
The General car insurance commercials really lost something when they dropped the penguin sidekick. There; I said it.
We only have to endure three more weeks of NFL coaching staffs costumed like they’re assaulting the Empire’s shield generator on the Forest Moon of Endor.
‘Load management’ sounds like a term that originated in the adult film industry.
Get well soon, fella who faceplanted into the ice whose name escapes me right now.
If Deadspin still existed, they all could have written about Nationals catcher Kurt Suzuki callously wearing a MAGA hat. And would have. Alas.
I don’t care what the view counter shows, only 50 people are going to read this article. Fifty!
This just in: Liberty just scored another touchdown on UMass.
That ‘Everybody Needs Somebody To Love’ Amazon ad? No. Just no.
College hoops are back, baby!
Ford vs Ferrari? Sounds like a mismatch. I may have to see it to find out what happened.
Brown eggs are local eggs, and local eggs are brown.
Good for you Andy Gresh.
Honk if you remember Robert Plant asking ‘Does anybody remember laughter?’
Oh, and sorry this wasn’t ready to be published earlier. I blame the switch back to Standard Time from Idiotic Pretend Time.
Shirl’s latest column earns two hot peppers.
Dwight Evans belongs in Cooperstown, even if weirdo Bill James thinks so, too.
I have grave concerns about the fading possibilities of Peter King’s Fairness Bowl.
Best bet for the weekend: visits to the turkey farm.