Huit contre un? Sacre moo!
So, did the NFL tell the Cowboys that they shouldn’t have called the tripping, or, that they weren’t penalties? Because those are two different things.
Dame Fashion says denim suits come back into vogue in 2020.
Woo Sox. Woo Sox? Woo Sox.
Someone should ask Coach Bill if it’s always smart to have recency bias in the NFL.
I wonder why Upton Bell doesn’t correct his friend Bootleg Barnacle when the latter mentions shopping recently at long-closed retail establishments. Isn’t he concerned about his chum’s mental acuity?
Kyrie. No profiles in courage there.
The ‘this is what happens if you try to deep fry a frozen turkey’ warning videos are better than the ‘dangers of fireworks’ warning videos.
Cakes are cooking for Manolo Blahnik, William Fichtner, and Adam Archuleta.
No shame in losing your first game so far to last year’s champs, UMass.
Maybe Patrick Mahomes should announce he now fully identifies as a Fraggle to earn back some of the attention Lamar Jackson pilfered from him.
I wonder if they listen to Alice’s Restaurant on Thanksgiving at Gerry’s.
B’s sign Coyle & Wagner to multi-year extensions? Why not?
I liked things better when nostalgia wasn’t as prevalent.
The Woo Sox are so going to have a Ric Flair Night, aren’t they?
Excited to see how the Patriots play in decent weather with Wynn and a reconstituted receiving corps.
Plymouth Rock is underwhelming. There, I said it.
This is probably the last Thanksgiving you can show up with a carton of menthols in a single use plastic bag as your hostess gift.
Well played, Stephen F. Austin.
Beagles really can’t be trained to expertly butter toast, no matter what that Charlie Brown special implied.
Del, what are you doing here? You said you were going home, what are you doing here?
Get well soon Kemba…, wait, he’s playing? Good. Never mind.
Honk if you remember Costello.
Running backs are fun, they are not fungible.
To be fair, I think that Samurai Johnson guy learned to speak English by watching Don Rickles YouTube clips.
Can’t handle the heat, cupcake?
So are the people who put up the hand-lettered flyers looking to buy diabetic test strips the same people who buy houses?
Best bet for the weekend: turkey tetrazzini.