-But I was told everything goes the Patriots way! That furry headed dildo lied to me!
-Do you think the medical examiner put the envelope with David Stern’s death certificate in the freezer?
-BC got UMass-ed in whatever Ridiculously-Named Bowl Game they were in.
-There’s a vacancy at the top of the QADS force, Freddie Kitchens.
-Andre Drummond? What’chu talking about?
-Brad Stevens’ Celtics are rolling ten deep! Approve!
-The great kid Pasta can’t do it all himself, B’s.
-Phil’s legally dead. Fell off a boat.
-Heard that John Henry was in a 7-11, mentioning loudly how thirsty he was, yet didn’t get a Big Gulp. He must be serious about getting under the luxury cap.
-This “Lego Masters” show is a complete rip-off of Shel Turteltaub’s Lincoln Logs program idea.
-Did Doris Burke purchase Carrie Fisher’s dentures at auction?
-What possesses a person to decide they want to be in the audience for the Steve Wilkes Show?
-NRG Stadium? I get it.
-Anyone who thinks Zolak is good at his job didn’t listen to the second half of the Titans game.
-Did Dale purchase any of the TD Garden’s old yellow seats?
-Oh My God, do you believe that thing that happened at the Golden Globes?
-Maybe shake up the lines, Bruce?
-Honk if you remember the Mister Donut jingle.
-Do you ever have your ear pop, and it’s like you have a bionic ear like the Six Million Dollar Man? Of course you don’t; it was the bionic woman who had augmented hearing.
-The Irishman was too long? That’s not something you hear all the time. Heyoooo!
-I wish Tom Brady had played long enough that we could judge whether or not he’s comfortable with his last pass in a Patriots uniform being a pick six in a Wild Card game at home.
-Best bet for the weekend: a continuing Boston sports media embargo.
