Guest Column: Introducing TerpKid

Hey cock biscuits and cunt hole drizmops,

It’s me the TerpKid!

I just wanted to start off by saying I’m not racist or homophobic at all, I just dont like those ratchet (redacted),(redacted), (redacted), (redacted), those stinky (redacted) and especially those (redacted) and don’t me started on those limp wristed (redacted).

Anyways, if you have a second please click on my sponsor links. It only takes about 20 minutes and the article will appear.

Today’s feature is a doozy. It’s about a cockmarble from Marlborough who is a total libtard and get this……
This thunderspunk owes back taxes of 600 bucks and was once arrested for possession of marijuana while at a Patriots game!

Anyways, please check me out on the next episode of Heir Callahan and friends


Author: Patches

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