09/30/2020 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Nah. Can’t be.


The Association is going to gift the Lakers championship #17* because Kobe didn’t want to take the 101. Gentleman’s sweep of Miami incoming, book it.

Presidential debates just hit different.

Unbelievably, it seems like Minihane is a petty vindictive asshole who burns everyone around him. Who knew?

Pick up the looper on the stunt!

According to my Twitter feed, a lot of things cost more than $750.

Doc must really feel unloved now.

Dan Lifshatz’s win percentage went from astronomical to almost zero the moment his bets started to be independently tracked. Completely coincidental. Look for him to bounce back with a strong October.

Greenwich is the Seabrook of Connecticut. Very working class.

Cakes are cooking for Monica Bellucci, Jeremy Giambi, Martina Hingis, and T-Pain.

Good Sunday morning to the lovely ladies at #WCVB @kellyannwx @wcvbrhondella @Jennifer_Eagan. No chicken wings today (unfortunately) but we’re having chili dogs and pizza for the #Patriots game. Hoping my man Cam Newton has a big game today. heart heart heart

The word on the street is that Dale Arnold is quietly pushing for WARRIOR Ice Arena to be used as a polling station.

The #Texans had 5 safeties they planned to work out, including Earl Thomas. The workout is now TBD. With no deal in place and nothing imminent, Houston focuses on its next game and Earl Thomas’ wait continues.

Imagine being Nick Cattles and having to pretend that Greg Bedard is this wise old football sage that you’re lucky to receive weekly pearls of wisdom from, and then looking down to see you have six viewers.

I’ll vote for whichever one of these geezers is the first to offer Chris Wallace a Werther’s Original.

Least likeable Stanley Cup winner since Montreal in 1993.

Ms. Tanya Ray Fox is losing followers for being a good person, and YOU need to know about it!

Two weeks bereavement, Jimmy? Get over it!

For a TV on-air talent Abby Chin had the two things that we, her viewers valued in her abilities; we loved her and we trusted her.

Steve Buckley really loves telling the story absolutely nobody asked for.

Does Bellevue recruit from the KMS or vice versa?

Patrick Mahomes is a Planet Player. I wonder if enough people realize this.

Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is is “Andy Reid’s Endless Bags of Tricks!”

Pro Tip: You aren’t required to thank the championship winning city & team on Twitter! Honest!

Was N’Keal Harry telling Cam Newton about his fantasy football team?

We own it.

Only really be outraged about Breonna Taylor unless you’re 6 wins from winning an NBA title, AMIRITE?

Introducing the Table Boston challenge. Can you buy a meal there for less than $750?

Steve!

Dickerson said he was going away forever right? Pretty sure he said that.

Now our luck may have died and our love may be cold but with you forever I’ll stay. We’re goin’ out where the sands turnin’ to gold, now put on your stockings cause the nights gettin’ cold and everything dies, baby, that’s a fact but maybe everything that dies someday comes..back.

The Sandlot is a fine movie…if you’re 8 years old or a pedophile.

9/27/77 Game 2. Sox 5 Tor 1. Looie, Looie! 7 shutout IP. Stanley starts the 8th, but Campbell has to bail him out after Roy Howell HR and Ron Fairly 2B leaves men on second and third. Sox have now won 8 of 9. TOG: 2:33. Yes. a doubleheader in a combined 4:50.

Getting crowded at BJBSJ HQ, and at the Alternate Site.. May have to invest in bunkbeds.

Honk if you remember civil political discourse.

Just saying: last week’s episode of @EntitledTown was easily their best ever!

Yellow Labs are such windowlickers.

Best bet for the weekend: no-look UNDERHAND passes! Have you EVER!?

Yiiiikes.

material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, other writers, league and team sourcesBobert, Larry L, Josh M. and #the15 were used in this column. Put down that Busch Light.

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