11/11/11/2020 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

I called him ‘Mister Celtic’. Not literally, though. Fare thee well, Tommy.

Heinsohn; a tough loss for Celtics fans, but is Jerry Remy the best color commentator in Boston sports history? – The Baseball Paper

Sports media love ‘teams playing to lose’ storylines almost as much as they enjoy giving each other awards. Almost.

The Masters golf tournament in November. A tradition unlike any other, and unlike any other.

First Abby Chin dies and now this? Oh wait, she just got let go? My bad.

Peter King got the ‘Cancer that killed Alex Trebek’ Daily Double question wrong.

Haha, remember all those covfefe jokes? Good times.

  • Tired: I’m joining The Athletic.
  • Wired: I’m joining Parler.

Here’s hoping Dave Mondillo get the J.T. Watkins treatment.

Cakes are cooking for Demi Moore, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jessica Mendoza, and Mark Sanchez.

Sure Jared Remy has had a few hiccups, but how come nobody ever investigated Tommy’s kids?

Hug your professional football team public relations directors a little tighter this morning.

In fairness, how would Volin get Cam’s jeans off with mittens on?

Good job illegally voting everyone.

Red Sox ownership must be kicking themselves that they didn’t delay the Alex Cora rehiring announcement and saved a week’s salary.

Blehhh!! Undrafted Free Agent Wide Reciever finds! Blehhhh!!!

How long is the In Memoriam segment of the B.E.T. Awards?

Tampa, when you have 3 WR1s, you have none.

Leslie Jones as Tommy’s replacement? Who says no?

A Treehouse Brewing taproom in every region of the Commonwealth. Sounds like a plan to me.

Donald J. Trump and Marisa Ingemi are free agents.

Hall of Fame Baseball Person > Federal Employee of Major League Baseball.

Why not Zoidberg?

The bottle of NyQuil hits different after Newton falls down twice on 3rd down.

Sweet and low and oh-so, little Ms. Dora Jarre.
Safe sex and fishnets and could you walk me to my car, pa?
She’s losing faith in a world that is out of control.
So she’s gonna nix politics, she’s taking up volleyball
volleyball! Why?

Not for nothing but the emo guy didn’t run away like he was Fragile Frankie Merman.

Who ate all the Frusen Glädjé?

Hey losers and haters, the Phrase that Pays is ‘I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!’

Hey gang of WEEI listeners, all 3.7 of you, the actual Phrase that Pays is ‘Organically tanking.’ Cute little phrase. sniff.

Honk if your parents were too cheap to get SportsChannel. #RIPTommy

I wonder if David Ortiz’s lookalike best friend Sixto ever voted using Papi’s ballot.

My neck is working on a bi-directional degree angle.

How have they not rebooted Silk Stalkings?

Easterby. That’s the post.

Proposed MBTA service reductions could really cut down on the number of fake suicide attempts by a noticeable margin.

More coffee for the rest of us.

Sorry if this edition is lighter than the Patriots front seven.

Best bet for the weekend: Eagles try for the upset against Notre Dame.

Let’s make this a meme, people.

material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, other writers, league and team sourcesand #the15 were used in this column. Thank a veteran.

Thank a pretend veteran too while you are at it.


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