12/02/2020 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

You want it. You know you do.

Bill would rather have two chickens than a turkey!

What is a jeezy?

Anyone know where I can get half a Hershey bar for $10.99? Preferably local. I’d drive from Bellingham for one.

I’m not sure Hop got his toe down inbounds.

I’m sure Corporate Kirk loves being forced to shill overpriced tee shirts on the marching orders of Davey Day Trader!

Thank God Marisa Ingemi didn’t take that job with Quibi.

So I guess its curtains for Drapes at NBCSN. Best of luck in your future endeavors, Mr. Draper.

It’s a fact everybody loves expensive meatballs for Christmas, and do I have the guy for you! Ad 4 @Table.

Listen, anytime you get the chance to double your struggling quarterback’s salary in order to bench him you have to do it.

Cakes are cooking for Gerry Cheevers, Cathy Lee Crosby, Penelope Spheeris, Dan Butler, and Randy Gardner.

Trade Exemption Danny.

In a shocking turn of events, the broken Christmas lights we put away last year still don’t work.

A well-earned Special Teams Co-player of the Week Award, Ms. Fuller. You go, girl!

Hey gang, this week’s Phrase that Pays is “Eye discipline.”

Professional boxing is not what it once was.

Every broad can transgender by putting on a baseball hat. Simple.

MLB free agent Cory Kluber lives in Winchester during the off season? Does he deliver home heating oil too like he’s an MLB player in 1959?

Red Line Update: Delays of up to 15 minutes due to a train with an earlier mechanical problem at Davis.

Those Pats Pulpit writers sure do love themselves an 84 yards passing, 0 TDs and 2 INTs game! Smdh.

Giblets is a funny word. Giblets.

Of the two, Bridget has the prettier face. There; I said it.

State Farm’s dedication to trying to make Aaron Rodgers seem likable is admirable, I guess.

The color temperature is wrong on a lot of those Christmas lights I see on the houses out there in this town.

Despite being eligible to come off the COVID-19 reserve list, neither #Ravens RBs Mark Ingram or JK Dobbins are expected to play today. Gus Edwards will start for Baltimore.

Mina just guessed it was Harrison. Not impressed.

Don’t you know that you’re toxic?
And I love what you do
Don’t you know that you’re toxic?

You’ll get that elusive win next full season UMass football.

I hope there are no supply chain issues with ribbon candy this holiday season.

‘Why did Bill the GM trade for WR depth during a pandemic?’ – Dummies.

NBA sked leak sez Kyrie is coming to play against his old team on Christmas? I’ll believe it when I sees it.

Nine dollars for a gyro? Outrageous!

I don’t write this column for statistical benefits.

Best bet for the weekend: the house finally not smelling like a Bell’s Seasoning truck overturned in the driveway.

Super Cute Atari Baseball?

material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, other writers, league and team sourcesand #the15 were used in this columnThanks the the crew at Spoiler Alert! for filling in last week.


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