12/17/2020 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Bwahahahahaha!

Shelby Scott SZN.

Love means never having to say you’re sorry for not clicking a Steve Buckley article.

Kyrie’s “pawns” comment is wrong… pawns can actually be useful.

Is MapQuest still a thing?

Walt Coleman’s correct call didn’t cost you the Snow Bowl, Raiders. Way to compete.

I’m starting to think this low budget 80’s movie didn’t pay enough attention to the small details.

Cakes are cooking for Wes Studi, Bill Pullman, Bob Stinson, Michele Tafoya,  Milla Jovovich, and N’Keal Harry.

And cakes we cooked yesterday for Jon Tenney, Billy Ripken, Miranda Otto, Mariza, and Trevor Immelman are in the break room.

I’ve been to some low end harness racing tracks.

Where’s Hunter Renfroe? With the Red Sox!

Fine, if I buy something from you people, will you STOP sending Sharper Image catalogues!?

Giants OC Jason Garrett has tested positive for COVID-19. Freddie Kitchens will call plays for the team on Sunday.

The dumb renumbering of the exit numbers of the MassPike makes me want to punch a bureaucrat. But I probably have to fill out a bunch of forms to do that.

Medical doctors, dentists, veterinarians. That’s it.

You’re sure Manish Mehta covered the Jets and not the Patriots for the NYDN paper? If you say so.

Gordon Hayward shouldn’t buy ant lottery tickets.

Cancer got bored with Gary Tanguay.

News Item: PLL and MLL to merge. #CONSONANTS

C’s preseason seems to start later every year.

Red Line: Delays of up to 20 minutes southbound due to a switch problem near JFK/UMass.Trains may be asked to stand by at stations.

Don’t refer to winter storms by people names. Just no.

Hey Bill the GM defenders, this week’s Phrase that Pays is “He elf tour.”

No one has asked what I want for Christmas yet and we’re only 9 days out so I just kinda wanna know what gives.

I’m sure this isn’t the first time Abby Chin has been someone’s last resort.

If you live in an area expected to get the dryer powdery snow, you are exempt from making sure to charge your devices and checking in on elderly neighbors.

Spoiler:  the hardware store is out of shear pins.

You know there’s a big payout in one of the Megabucks/MegaMillions/Poweball games when there’s a Channel 7 News van at Ted’s Stateline Mobil.

#GiftofSox, anyone?

Tidy 37 point game, Tre Mitchell. Go U! Go UMass!

Anyone on a bike today who isn’t trying to collect two dollars from Lane Meyer should be arrested on sight.

You only have the Christmas Blend Blonde Roast ready, Starbucks? What kind of operation are you running here?

Honk if you’ve ever cut through a frozen cranberry bog to get to Gillette Stadium in the snow.

Don’t crowd the plow.

“Blog” is short for “belong” gentlemen. That’s what we all need. That’s where we’re going.

Dale Arnold has lifts in his Timberlands.

Entitled Town will return.

Best bet for the weekend: great deals at the Lord & Taylor going out of business sale.

What a worthless profession.

material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, other writers, league and team sourcesBSMW, and #the15 were used in this column Lift with your legs, not your back.

Let’s be careful out there. #BoldDrivers
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