12/30/2020 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

Christmas is past. On to next year.

Who has even criticized Cam Newton for running in touchdowns? Complete straw man argument.

More a wet Christmas than a White Christmas, amirite?

“DJ Bean” sounds like a pseudonym someone would use at a bathhouse. Coincidence?

Hey, haters and losers, this Week’s Phrase that Pays is ‘Your not important, their was fraud.’

Oh you have migraines? Maybe try putting down your phone and not following up every tweet.

Covid truther Gerry Callahan left the house with such a Boo Radley-ian frequency in 2020, I’m beginning to think Tom Robinson moved in next door.

Cakes are cooking for Sandy Koufax, Janet Mills, Michael Nesmith, Guy Edwards, and Michelle McGann.

Athlete Account of the Year: Ryan Kalish.

Cam feels terrible all the momentum disappeared after Folk’s missed extra point!

Some poor bastard in the Mexican-American War bought the farm because his nominal guardian angel Clarence Oddbody was sleeping off his rum punch.

Sometimes you just need to have a bacon cheeseburger and a glass of red wine at 3:45pm, ya know?

Minihane making a charitable endeavor about his own personal vendettas? I am shocked.

If that dummy’s website name wasn’t a direct quote it would no doubt be titled “All Politic’s Are Local.”

If Cam does everything Bill has asked of him, maybe Bill should ask him to pass for more than 30 total yards this Sunday. Just a thought.

Just don’t call Nick Saban late for dinner!

Energy Principle. As toe off occurs from ground, wrist is reaching its extension point at the end of upward arm motion ensuring energy transfer & transition into the propulsive push into ball flight.

Best smile in Boston Sports media? Keith Smith in a landslide.

More #Rams news: The team placed WR Cooper Kupp on the Reserve/COVID-19 list.

Jared Carrabis searches his name on Twitter. You know what to do.

Emmanuel Acho makes me think of the GEICO ads that needed to explicitly mention Brian Orakpo’s name so we’d know who the hell he was.

Been feeling off and unsure last few days and now that I realize it was a full moon in Cancer last night it all makes sense.

We drank a toast to innocence. We drank a toast to time. Reliving in our eloquence. Another ‘auld lang syne’. The beer was empty and our tongues were tired, and running out of things to say. She gave a kiss to me as I got out and I watched her drive away. Just for a moment I was back at school and felt that old familiar pain. And as I turned to make my way back home the snow turned into rain.

The olds love the touch lamps with the 3-way bulbs.

Red Line: Delays of up to 10 minutes due to an official investigating a report of a person walking on the tracks between South Station and Downtown Crossing.

It sucks to lose a dog. Hug your furry beasties a little tighter.

The Great and General Court is in no hurry to legalize sports betting in the Commonwealth. At all.

Liking Blink 182 should be grounds for a recall petition.

I think the Greenteamers are gonna like this Pritchard kid. What? What did I say? Oh, that. And that.

It breaks my heart to see more discarded masks littering the ground than losing scratch tickets. We need this pandemic to end.

Honk if you don’t forget auld acquaintance.

I liked the Cheez-It Bowl better when it was the Carquest Bowl.

RIP @transientexist.

Even Dumb Movies like Wonder Woman 84 can gets suckers to watch.

Still Team Stidhsy.

Prop Bet for 2021: Over/under 13.5 new Dan Lifshatz twitter accounts.

Best bet for the weekend: Iowa State in the Fiesta Bowl.

We’re on to 2021.

Wet Blankets & Wet Bandits.

material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, other writers, league and team sourcesBSMW, and #the15 were used in this column. Dedicated to the memory of Roan, a good dog.

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2 thoughts on “12/30/2020 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

  1. I really want to like your articles, but other than making fun of Carrabis and DJ Bean, they suck.

    1. It’s more a column than an article, but your point stands. Thanks for using the comment feature. More making fun of Bean and Carrabis is a valid suggestion.

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