01/21/2021 Cleaning Out the Sports Junk Drawer

This team truly understands optics. These images will inspire our friends and shake our foes.

What did Sam Kennedy and John Henry know about now-ousted Mets GM Jared Porter and when did they know it?

A Dynasty Delayed is like a Maryland blue crab left out in the sun.

Run the ‘score a goal while at full strength’ play, Bruce!

Why won’t Kid Gas suggest a synonym for ‘weird’ to either FMIA writer Peter King or his Ace Editor Dominic Bonvissuto?

Is Olympics Fever catchier than the COVID?

We gotta chill about that honey hole toss from Tom. If he had to do it again, he wouldn’t have put that much air under it.

“I only respect people who are direct.” — Guy who shits out 10 subtweets a day.

Did Katy Perry get sick of looking hot?

The good news is that after next year, Pats fans will no longer be required to try and convince fans of 31 other NFL teams that the correctly-called Tuck Rule did not automatically advance the team to the AFC Championship game.

My MAGAMillions ticket paying $2.10 paid $2.10.

Cakes are cooking for Ivan Putski, Jill Eikenberry, Detlef Schrempf, Cat Power, and Byung-Hyun Kim.

Tyreek Hill just hits different.

Marty Walsh’s default facial expression is that you just asked him to multiply 16 times 17 in his head, and then divide that number by 5.

This week’s Phrase that Pays is ‘prolixity’. And no caviling that it’s a word, not a phrase.

Collinsworth should have Pro Football Focus make up another fake stat for crowd noise, make those 6,000 Bills fans stop weeping.

I sometimes confuse Bess Armstrong for Tess Harper and vice versa.

Big Sey. That’s it. That’s the post.

What about the women who like getting unsolicited dick pics? They are forced to remain silent and that’s not right #EqualityForAll

Joe Biden’s day/night split has a wider gap than Jody Reed’s home and away numbers.

Leaping Lanny Poffo also wrote poems, and those poems rhymed. Just sayin’.

Just spent the past hour watching what strongman competitors eat while training for the contest.

What’s with all these cuckoo names for basketball players? Bring back regular names like Havilcek and Loscutoff!

Aloha Marv.

Everyone forgets the roof of the Hartford Civic Center collapsed that one time.

Honestly, how much lying did the NFL do about their Covid testing?

Don’t send Embiid to the free throw line: send him to The Hague.

Phil Rivers? Not a Hall of Famer.

That Elizabeth Olsen seems like a nice lady.

Aware of any good football podcasts to listen to????.

Now that the election is over, I think one of Biden’s first executive orders should be getting fans back in baseball parks this year.

Answer: 54.4.

A six-year deal for Coach Hardo von Oklahoma Drill in Detroit? Yikes.

PC beat #11 Creighton. Weep.

What’s Sarah Cooper supposed to do now?

Robb Flay cheats like he’s Don Shula or something.

Honk if you remember Cookie Crisp cereal’s old mascot, a wizard named ‘Cookie Jarvis.’

I’m happy for Dale Arnold that there’s a NWHL. Nobody loves chicks with sticks more than Dale.

Thanks for buying the team, Mister Kraft.

Best bet for the weekend: fatuous comparisons betwixt Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers.

BJBSJ became a BDLG fansite so slowly people hardly noticed.

material from interviews, wire services, Twitter, other writers, league and team sourcesBSMW, and #the15 were used in this column.

It’s funny because he’s old, and wearing mittens.
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