The Ravens are NOT afraid to come HERE and play YOU. And if the game was TODAY, YOU don’t have enough wide receivers! And even if you DID, they’d be SHORT.
Also, Spring begins today at 5:58 P.M. #VernalEquinox
‘Joe Average American Fan Boy absolutely fucking hates the Patriots because the Patriots challenge their most treasured notions of what the NFL is about – that champions are made by picking quarterbacks first overall in the draft, and obtaining mentally unbalanced wide receivers, and just generally building a roster with the highest Q rating. They never saw the Patriots coming, and because of that, they have hated them ever since. PERIOD”
The Honorable @PatsSixtySeven, Senior Senator, Pine Tree State, circa 2008.
The Ravens are NOT afraid to come HERE and play YOU.
Also, Daylight Savings Time begins tomorrow, March 10 at 2:00 a.m. Remember to set your clocks ahead one hour.
John Mara is inexcusable.
Hello, friends. I’m here just to reiterate how sorry we are about out story misrepresenting one discrete week of January ratings numbers as being the numbers for the full month. We were too trusting; a triumph of hope over experience, to borrow a phrase. Maybe I should have apologized earlier, the moment we discovered our most grievous error. That was yesterday, but it was felt to be more appropriate to wait until after the holiday, for greater visibility. Believe me, in the short time I have worked with Ironhead here at BJBSJ, it is universally acknowledged that IH, as we call him, is a good kid. Like Dave Pastrnak. Know this: no one will work harder than us at self-policing.
There is a better than average chance that the long-awaited return of The Media Mazz of the Week Award will not be available to be posted here until late this evening, or perhaps even tomorrow. We at BJbsj deeply regret making our readers wait for a few more hours for this most anticipated content. I’m being told the delay is for a good reason. But that’s simply not true; the reason it is going to be late is because @defnotgg is holding his annual Oscars Party Rehearsal Dinner tonight. Yes, you read that correctly. I know. It’s weird, but he really gets into the Acadamy Awards. It’s like his ‘The Big Game”. Anyway, he didn’t check his calendar, and now you will have to wait. Sorrey!
Due to an unfortunate editing mishap, the lead paragraph of the Lifshatz exposé got frightened and went missing. It has since been located and restored to its rightful place. bJBsj regrets the error. All it does is cost us trustworthy-ness in the eyes of you, our readers. Lost trust leads to lost views, and lost clicks, and lost likes, and poor word-of-mouth reviews, something a nascent concern such as bjbSj can ill-afford. We are new at this, so please give us one, or perhaps two more chances. That’s all we ask. We intend to fill a void you didn’t even know existed, until our debut earlier this month. So stick with us; you won’t be disappointed. After all, you liked the comics, didn’t you? Yes; yes you did. And no doubt other things here as well. So let’s work at being better together. Thanks so very much.